| A1 | Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued | |
| A2 | Of All The Gin Joints In All The World | |
| A3 | Dance, Dance | |
| A4 | Sugar, We're Goin Down | |
| B1 | Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner | |
| B2 | I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) | |
| B3 |
7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)
Vocals [Additional] – Brendan Urie*
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| B4 |
Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year
Vocals [Additional] – William Beckett
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| C1 | Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends | |
| C2 |
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
Vocals [Additional] – New Found Glory
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| C3 | A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" | |
| C4 | Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows) | |
| C5 | XO | |
| D1 | Snitches And Talkers Get Stitches And Walkers | |
| D2 | The Music Or The Misery | |
| D3 |
My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon (Demo)
Engineer – Dan Dazinsky
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| D4 |
Sugar, We're Goin Down (Patrick Stump Remix)
Remix – Patrick Stump
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| D5 |
Dance, Dance (Lindbergh Palace Remix)
Remix – Lindbergh Palace
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